I think that the misread suggestion for a Vampire School story would be a brilliant idea :-)

Also, I note with sorrow that I am doing far more posting about them than actual writing of them. This is not good.

I feel your pain. When I saw the meme, I leaped on it as a great way to avoid stuff I Ought To Be Doing.

(I have a feeling that I orginally saw Justin's voice compared to an adenoidal goat somewhere else, but unfortunately, I have no idea where, or whether it was in a story or an article, or anything :-( )