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Okay, I'll go for the meme.

If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?

Well, you never know.

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If it doesn't have any flour in, and it doesn't have any butter in, it isn't actually cake, and if it isn't actually cake then it obviously doesn't have any calories. Right?

Buche de Noel it is.

The only question that remains is, am I going to add rosewater and raspberries to the filling or not?