As always, your talent slays me. This paragraph literally made me laugh out loud. My cat got scared and ran out of the room LOL:
"Exactly. It's a matter of style," Chris agreed. "Look, I'm sorry, but I think he'll disembowel me with a grapefruit knife if I don't make an effort. It's one of those new pubs with a stupid name and cocktails on the menu and mood lighting, not really a pub at all. The Snail and Cornflakes, or something."
First of all, I reacted the grapefruit knife - what a great tool to use. Secondly, Snail and Cornflakes. I love Chris to death. I can even love British!Joey and British!Chris, because they're still Chris and Joey. And I love YOU for writing something this awesome.
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"Exactly. It's a matter of style," Chris agreed. "Look, I'm sorry, but I think he'll disembowel me with a grapefruit knife if I don't make an effort. It's one of those new pubs with a stupid name and cocktails on the menu and mood lighting, not really a pub at all. The Snail and Cornflakes, or something."
First of all, I reacted the grapefruit knife - what a great tool to use. Secondly, Snail and Cornflakes. I love Chris to death. I can even love British!Joey and British!Chris, because they're still Chris and Joey. And I love YOU for writing something this awesome.