Bwahaha!! Brilliant! My whole family gathered around to snicker and giggle and admire you immensely. I loved that poem when I was a kid, and your version rocks just as hard!
Thanks! I've recited The Story of Matilda on a couple of occasions, it is a wonderful poem. I think my version is probably called "The Story of James Lance, who Told Lies, and Came to a Sticky End".
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