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pensnest ([personal profile] pensnest) wrote2009-08-09 09:04 pm
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A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

[Poll #1441776]

I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

[identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, to be 100% honest, I'd o_O, then I'd laugh my head off, and *then* I'd hit it with my shoe, and run.

[identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think so too. Seriously, in what world would just think, 'ooh, penis! It looks like it needs sucking.'?