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Share, by Vae, a porn star AU of (some of) One Direction. Very hot indeed, and the post-sex part is grounding and sweet.
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Today, I spent an hour and a half reclining on one side and dozing, but not actually going to sleep, while something which I assume was Metal of some kind—there were no discernible lyrics* or melody, but a great deal of determined noise—played in the background.
Care to guess why?
* except for the plaintive phrase My cock… is bigger than your cock, which, well. Obviously.
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Today, I spent an hour and a half reclining on one side and dozing, but not actually going to sleep, while something which I assume was Metal of some kind—there were no discernible lyrics* or melody, but a great deal of determined noise—played in the background.
Care to guess why?
* except for the plaintive phrase My cock… is bigger than your cock, which, well. Obviously.