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[pensnest]

Share, by Vae, a porn star AU of (some of) One Direction. Very hot indeed, and the post-sex part is grounding and sweet.

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Today, I spent an hour and a half reclining on one side and dozing, but not actually going to sleep, while something which I assume was Metal of some kind—there were no discernible lyrics* or melody, but a great deal of determined noise—played in the background.

Care to guess why?





* except for the plaintive phrase My cock… is bigger than your cock, which, well. Obviously.

Comments

[sylvaine]

"the plaintive phrase 'my cock... is bigger than your cock'" paints a truly vivid mental image of this song xD

[vae]

<3 thank you for the boost!

[ephemera]

life modelling? medical tests? One of the cats was sitting on you and your neighbours are experimenting with new musical genres?

[pensnest]

These are all excellent guesses. I was hoping you might be able to identify the song, but it is entirely possible that it's mostly in Hungarian... All revealed in my post today.