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A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

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I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

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See, if this had actually happened to me, say, today, I would have picked option B. But now that you have told me about C, I'll know just what to do when this happens. It seems so approppriate. So thanks!

(Though CJ's idea would probably be pretty close, too. )

Now, this is exactly how I feel about it! I spent a while pondering the proper course, which I am convinced is (c), and now, you and I are both equipped to deal with unexpected erections intruding into our lives.

Really, it's a public service poll.