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A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

[Poll #1441776]

I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

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*giggles* I have to tell you, at this juncture in my life, I think I'd tend toward the male fantasy ;) Unexpected penises just don't happen in my life very often (or ever *g*). But regardless of my personal history, I tend to agree with your opinion :)

(Now I'm picturing a sequel to the Lava Lamp story, wherein there are Unexpected Erections! Just all about!)

Pen, I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU.

Well, to be 100% honest, I'd o_O, then I'd laugh my head off, and *then* I'd hit it with my shoe, and run.

I love you. I have not laughed so much in ages.

I read it to my husband and a friend, and before I even got to reading the options, my husband was miming hitting the penis, complete with *boink* sound effect. I'm not sure what this says about him...

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Ahahahahaha.

This is the best poll ever!

I'd like to think I'd choose the third option, but realistically speaking, I'd probably end up doing the second.

It might depend on what shoes I was wearing.

Only because it made me laugh so much (which is greatly needed and appreciated) I'd smack it with my shoe just to hear the idiot on the other side scream out in pain! He'd deserve it! LOL

Oh my god, this post is a thing of beauty and joy. :D As for my answer, I can't be quite sure. Possibly all three! :D

I'd invite Sailor Jim over for tea.

You are missing option d, which is whip a pen out of your bag and write NO! on it.

OK, seriously, I just laughed loud enough to bring my nephew out of his room and I woke my sister up.

Just know... the shoe in question... would be a combat boot.

See, if this had actually happened to me, say, today, I would have picked option B. But now that you have told me about C, I'll know just what to do when this happens. It seems so approppriate. So thanks!

(Though CJ's idea would probably be pretty close, too. )

Hahahaha! XD

This poll made me laugh so hard. honestly, i'd probably be aghast, speechless and try to sneak out unnoticed by the penis.

But what if I would shriek, and THEN hit it with a shoe and THEN flee?

I'd probably first blink my eyes and wonder if it was real or some fake rubbery penis. I would probably *want* to slap it either way, but in reality, would probably run off while threatening to call the cops. Depending on the day, I might give it a good swift kick in the balls before fleeing...

#3 is definitely what you should do, but unfortunately, I think #2 is more likely. But I, too, will keep the option in mind, should the situation ever occurr to me. ;)

I can't stop giggling! I'd probably do (b), but I'd also probably be indignant and say, "Excuse me, but if you don't remove that offending organ, I have a pencil sharpener big enough for that."

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