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[pensnest]

A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

[Poll #1441776]

I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

Comments

[truekat.livejournal.com]

Only because it made me laugh so much (which is greatly needed and appreciated) I'd smack it with my shoe just to hear the idiot on the other side scream out in pain! He'd deserve it! LOL

[pensnest]

Excellent. Response to the poll so far is more or less equally divided between (b) and (c) - strangely, no votes for the first option.