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A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

[Poll #1441776]

I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

Date: 2009-08-09 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com
*giggles* I have to tell you, at this juncture in my life, I think I'd tend toward the male fantasy ;) Unexpected penises just don't happen in my life very often (or ever *g*). But regardless of my personal history, I tend to agree with your opinion :)

(Now I'm picturing a sequel to the Lava Lamp story, wherein there are Unexpected Erections! Just all about!)

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