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[pensnest]

A while back I purchased a porn dvd. This proved to be a mistake. (We watched it, hopefully, in bed—and my husband fell asleep. Which was neither surprising nor, indeed, at the time particularly disappointing.)

But for some reason my mind has wandered back to a particular scene: there was a pneumatic young woman in a... booth? Not a toilet cubicle, as there was no such practical facility to be seen, but a trammelled space at any rate. And through a hole in the wall came a large, erect penis.

Well.

Faced with such an intrusion, what would you do, dear friendslist?

[Poll #1441776]

I'm inclined to think that the first answer is the male fantasy, the last is the female fantasy, and the middle one the likely truth. I would be fascinated to find out whether you agree.

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[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

OK, seriously, I just laughed loud enough to bring my nephew out of his room and I woke my sister up.

Just know... the shoe in question... would be a combat boot.

[pensnest]

Excellent! The only disadvantage to that might be the time it takes to get the shoe off one's foot.