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brighton_girl via joeysdramaqueen, this gem:
So, I'm listening to a rerun of Lance's show (he's out sick) on my way home and he's playing Bang, Marry, Kill. A listener calls in and asks Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone and JC Chasez. He said he knew he would get this question, because duh. And then he says he's going to get in trouble...but he would:
Marry - Joey Fatone, because he's his best friend, he can cook and he shared a bus with him for years so he's already lived with him. Makes sense.
SO...what about Bang or Kill. And he says, 'look I wouldn't kill either JC or Justin, they are my brothers...but I've seen them both naked...and I have to say Bang JC, because he's PACKING. So that leaves Justin to kill'.
Instantly, Drew the guy on his show says "size queen!" Lance is like 'no, JC has dark hair and I like dark hair'. And Lance's boyfriend says...'whatever, you are such a size queen' and then everybody just starts cracking up...and I say to myself...I KNEW IT!!!
Ahahaha! Really, so much joy.
PLEEEEEEZE, will someone write me JC's reaction to hearing about this? And Justin's? I don't care how it goes (so many possibilities!), but oh, any of them would be wonderful.
brighton_girl via joeysdramaqueen, this gem:So, I'm listening to a rerun of Lance's show (he's out sick) on my way home and he's playing Bang, Marry, Kill. A listener calls in and asks Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone and JC Chasez. He said he knew he would get this question, because duh. And then he says he's going to get in trouble...but he would:
Marry - Joey Fatone, because he's his best friend, he can cook and he shared a bus with him for years so he's already lived with him. Makes sense.
SO...what about Bang or Kill. And he says, 'look I wouldn't kill either JC or Justin, they are my brothers...but I've seen them both naked...and I have to say Bang JC, because he's PACKING. So that leaves Justin to kill'.
Instantly, Drew the guy on his show says "size queen!" Lance is like 'no, JC has dark hair and I like dark hair'. And Lance's boyfriend says...'whatever, you are such a size queen' and then everybody just starts cracking up...and I say to myself...I KNEW IT!!!
Ahahaha! Really, so much joy.
PLEEEEEEZE, will someone write me JC's reaction to hearing about this? And Justin's? I don't care how it goes (so many possibilities!), but oh, any of them would be wonderful.
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...just saying. :)
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And yeah, taking Justin out of the equation might just be the way to go. If Joey's a lock for 'marry' (and probably not just where Lance is concerned), then Justin is most definitely a lock for 'kill'. Too easy, methinks.
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My second thought was, "And I'm getting sick right now, too, so we're sharing germs." (because I'm an idiot)
And my THIRD thought had me probably passing out a bit. Between the idea of Lance and JC's package, and JC and his package, and Lance liking dark-haired boys, and because yes.
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(a) Lance has had a huge crush on JC for *years*
or
(b) Lance is subtly exacting revenge for something JC did to him years ago.
I can't really decide which scenario I prefer!
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...time-travel yourself back twelve or so years in fandom and imagine how hard everyone would tell you you were lying if you told them someday Lance would say this in public.
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