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[pensnest]

From brighton_girl via joeysdramaqueen, this gem:

So, I'm listening to a rerun of Lance's show (he's out sick) on my way home and he's playing Bang, Marry, Kill. A listener calls in and asks Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone and JC Chasez. He said he knew he would get this question, because duh. And then he says he's going to get in trouble...but he would:

Marry - Joey Fatone, because he's his best friend, he can cook and he shared a bus with him for years so he's already lived with him. Makes sense.

SO...what about Bang or Kill. And he says, 'look I wouldn't kill either JC or Justin, they are my brothers...but I've seen them both naked...and I have to say Bang JC, because he's PACKING. So that leaves Justin to kill'.

Instantly, Drew the guy on his show says "size queen!" Lance is like 'no, JC has dark hair and I like dark hair'. And Lance's boyfriend says...'whatever, you are such a size queen' and then everybody just starts cracking up...and I say to myself...I KNEW IT!!!

Ahahaha! Really, so much joy.

PLEEEEEEZE, will someone write me JC's reaction to hearing about this? And Justin's? I don't care how it goes (so many possibilities!), but oh, any of them would be wonderful.

Comments

[dine]

oh, this is priceless! damn, I cracked up all over the place reading this

[pensnest]

Me too. Oh, Lance!

[sperrywink]

Ahahaha, Lance and his radio show are the best thing to happen to Popslash since CftC. Hee!

[pensnest]

I just wish I could actually listen to the thing!

[turlough]

Lance will forever be totally awesome!

[pensnest]

And always able to come up with something fresh and delightful!

[bettina]

Hahaha, awesome! Oh Lance! <333

[pensnest]

I love him so.

[rikes]

Have been giggling about this ever since I read it on Beth's LJ. OF COURSE JC'S PACKING.

[copracat]

Lance is my favourite.

[nopseud]

Did you hear the high pitched squeal of glee I made just now? DID YOU HEAR IT???

[pensnest]

I was probably laughing too hard to notice. Oh, Lance.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

This gives me so much joy.

[pensnest]

Lance is a near-constant source of joy, really. Bless him.

[solariana.livejournal.com]

So adorable (and somewhat adorkable *G*).

[pensnest]

He makes me smile so much.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I just made a noise I'm pretty sure only dogs can hear. And clapped like a seal. AND did the whole 'kicky feet' thing.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Although...whoever asked this is clearly unfamiliar with the joys of Platonic JoLa. He/she really should've substituted Chris' name for Joey's.

...just saying. :)

[nopseud]

I thought about that, too (although I was thinking JC, Joey, Chris.) On the other hand, the only answer for Bang, Marry, Kill with Chris is probably Yes, all three.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

SO TRUE.

And yeah, taking Justin out of the equation might just be the way to go. If Joey's a lock for 'marry' (and probably not just where Lance is concerned), then Justin is most definitely a lock for 'kill'. Too easy, methinks.

[pensnest]

Ahaha, yes, definitely! Hmm, more fic material there.

[pensnest]

Lance is a source of Much Joy! Really, such good value. One ex-boybander, so many precious moments!

[morgana-st.livejournal.com]

Legions of fangirls who know the sheer power of JC's awesomeness are smirking along with me right now.

[pensnest]

And the Justin fans are, What? What?

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

My first thought was, "Aw, Lance is sick?"

My second thought was, "And I'm getting sick right now, too, so we're sharing germs." (because I'm an idiot)

And my THIRD thought had me probably passing out a bit. Between the idea of Lance and JC's package, and JC and his package, and Lance liking dark-haired boys, and because yes.

[pensnest]

I've been convinced for some time now that either

(a) Lance has had a huge crush on JC for *years*

or

(b) Lance is subtly exacting revenge for something JC did to him years ago.

I can't really decide which scenario I prefer!

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, this is glorious :D

[pensnest]

That radio show is obviously a source of great splendour. Woe that I cannot listen. I wish some dedicated fan would put up at least the highlights...

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

So...I'm sorta writing this now for you. Just saying.

[pensnest]

Woot!

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

OKAY THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

...time-travel yourself back twelve or so years in fandom and imagine how hard everyone would tell you you were lying if you told them someday Lance would say this in public.

[pensnest]

Ahaha, yes indeed. Back when he was a shy little flower, or thereabouts. Heh.

I have not forgotten

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

I AM still writing this...I'm hitting a bit of writer's block right now, and am being assisted by brandywine28.

Re: I have not forgotten

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

The sum total of my contribution thus far has been suggesting you get JC drunk, but...OK! If credit's what you're dishing out, I'll happily take some. Happily. :)