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Oh, what the hell, there's a Fire prompt in my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanfic100 table.
"It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
fanfic100 table."It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
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Exactly. *beams*
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Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
Hear, hear!
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Oh Lance, how much do I love you?!
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}:)
PS: You know, this proves yet again that reality is stranger than fiction. You can't make that shit up. ROFL
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Oh man! Wouldn't you just want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation? Like really? Ahahahahahahhahaha
Because you KNOW they will never let him live it down. Poor guy.
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I mean, I'd love to have *thought* of writing a crackfic on the subject...
Why bother? By the time you come up with a suitably cracktastic plot, Lance will have done something to send us all into a tailspin and giggles. ;)
}:)
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Wait is that a picture of Lance holding a bottle of alcohol and replaced with the object of his... well you know.
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Lawd. Now I'm imagining the five of them on the Graham Norton show being asked about this - ahaha!
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Yes.
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You know, Graham wouldn't even need to know about this; he's absolutely hysterical all by himself. Damn. Now I'm totally wishing they'd've done his show.
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