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Jan. 23rd, 2006 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pensnestOh, what the hell, there's a Fire prompt in my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanfic100 table.
"It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
fanfic100 table."It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
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Date: 2006-01-24 06:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-25 12:20 am (UTC)I mean, I'd love to have *thought* of writing a crackfic on the subject...
Why bother? By the time you come up with a suitably cracktastic plot, Lance will have done something to send us all into a tailspin and giggles. ;)
}:)
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Date: 2006-01-25 09:27 am (UTC)Lawd. Now I'm imagining the five of them on the Graham Norton show being asked about this - ahaha!
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Date: 2006-01-25 11:49 pm (UTC)You know, Graham wouldn't even need to know about this; he's absolutely hysterical all by himself. Damn. Now I'm totally wishing they'd've done his show.
}:)