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fanfic100 table.
"It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
fanfic100 table."It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“
—can't—breathe—
"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"
—gonna—die—
"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"
—on fiyah!—
Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.
“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”
Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
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Date: 2006-01-23 10:08 pm (UTC)Exactly. *beams*
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Date: 2006-01-23 10:13 pm (UTC)Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.
Hear, hear!
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Date: 2006-01-23 10:15 pm (UTC)Oh Lance, how much do I love you?!
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Date: 2006-01-24 12:31 am (UTC)}:)
PS: You know, this proves yet again that reality is stranger than fiction. You can't make that shit up. ROFL
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Date: 2006-01-24 03:17 pm (UTC)Oh man! Wouldn't you just want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation? Like really? Ahahahahahahhahaha
Because you KNOW they will never let him live it down. Poor guy.
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