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[pensnest]

Oh, what the hell, there's a Fire prompt in my fanfic100 table.



"It wasn't like that at all! Look, I was not enamoured, they just handed me this thing—“

—can't—breathe—

"— and someone said smile so I backed up a little because, not exactly the right image, y’know—"

—gonna—die—

"—and how was I supposed to remember they had candles all over the store, who the fuck needs *lighted* candles in a sex shop anyway, and my coat caught on fire—"

—on fiyah!—

Lance sighed. On the phone, his bandmate’s shrieks continued.

“But,” he added, brightening, “they gave me a free Lancelot.”



Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.

Comments

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.

Exactly. *beams*

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Wheeee! Poor Lance having to explain things to those madmen :-) Such a perfect little example of a phone conversation!

Dear, dear Lance. I'm so glad you exist. Nobody could have invented you.

Hear, hear!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha.

Oh Lance, how much do I love you?!

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

*continues to cackle*

[madame-d.livejournal.com]

I'll bet Lance is *really* hoping to hide in Utah till all this blows over. Poor boy. Your drabble is *perfect*! On fiyah! HEEEEEEEEEEEH!

}:)

PS: You know, this proves yet again that reality is stranger than fiction. You can't make that shit up. ROFL

[stellamira]

Ahaha, I'm sure it happened exactly that way. Including Lance getting a free dildo to get over the shock. Or because he was so fascinated by it.

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Oh man! Wouldn't you just want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation? Like really? Ahahahahahahhahaha

Because you KNOW they will never let him live it down. Poor guy.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha ha. This is hilarious. Silly Lance!

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

What a joy that boy is. It's never-ending, and it just keeps getting better.

[blueboxers.livejournal.com]

ROTF. That was great. Love that he got a free one... lol