Rubbing hands in glee

So, preparations are afoot to stuff guests to bursting point feed visitors at weekend. I have concluded that Dream Topping will substitute for Cool Whip, gawd help us all. Brats were Useful, one dusted and hoovered, the other cleaned the bathroom. If anyone sees a winged pig flapping over Hertfordshire...

Remix story submitted. (It was either that or start again, not really an option at this stage.)

And so, as Everyone's Doing It, the icon meme.

Which of my current icons

1. is your favorite and why?
2. is your least favorite and why?
3. would you like some context for?
4. have you never noticed I even had before?
5. do you most associate with me?

also, wotttheheck, an extra question, because I like to personalise,

6. (if any) do you think would spark a good story?