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Okay, what the fuck???

I went to my LJ friends page, and noticed little tinny noises coming from the headphones, so I put them on... and got an American female voice announcing that I was 'watching' Chic reports, or something like that.

I thought at first it was related to the first Friends link I'd clicked on, but there didn't appear to be anything relevant on that page, and when I closed the tab, the voice persisted. I closed the entire window, and it went. Opened a fresh window, repeat, there's that voice again, telling me that the Australian New Top Model announced the wrong winner... WTF?

On the third or fourth time of opening a new window, the voice started, and abruptly cut off.

I have a permanent LJ account, and no other windows opened. Anyone?

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Also, Lance—wow.

Shakespeare wrote nearly half of this one...

Let not my love be called idolatry,
Nor my beloved as an idol rise,
To laud him blindly smacks of sophistry
And I Will trust the honour of mine eyes.
A faultless form was ne'er my predilection,
Fair, kind, and true, is all my argument,
Rather I sing the praise of imperfection
And on his flaws is my invention spent.
The wicked sun his pallid skin doth speckle
The hairs below match not his raven head;
Yet will I quest to kiss each pretty freckle,
Declining dye to rest my lips in red.
Then will I swear beauty perforce is black,
And all they dull that his complexion lack.

I have the perfect icon for this.

Oh, oh, oh. Ow.

I am *crying* here. I was just looking at Regretsy, and, and, there are MASTURBATING DINOSAUR WALL PLAQUES! You can get them in rainbow colours, too.