you prob'ly think this song is about you

I was recently reminded of a meme (the kind of meme that preceded photos with captions, ie a list of questions) I filled in about household stuff. Rereading it reminded me how American some of the questions seemed, so I thought I would have a go at creating a more British version.

I managed the perfect number of questions - 42 - but if you care to complete this meme, how about adding a question of your own to the end, so that your readers can do an enhanced version.

( Cut for questions and answers )