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Date: 2009-08-11 04:15 am (UTC)I was, as nature decreed, a rather young and stupid sailor before I became the international man of oddity you know and pray for now ... so, yeah, I did something like that once.
It was a public bathhouse close to Chinatown and the poorly lettered sign over the hole said something to the effect that all one had to do was insert the item needing the attention of a "wife."
So, after doing my level best to think it though (which, since my poor head was befuddled with drink and smoke, was a long shot at best), I whipped Squeeker out and stuck him in the hole. It was a tight fit, but a warm hand gripped him gently ... and then I almost passed out from the pain of someone sewing a button onto its tip!
The corpsman didn't stop laughing for days ...