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Date: 2021-04-14 01:27 pm (UTC)A Tale of Torment and Sweet Revenge -- In 1996, Joey eats the last ice cream sandwich out of the freezer, EVEN THOUGH JUSTIN HAD CLEARLY WRITTEN HIS INITIALS ON IT IN SHARPIE, and so Justin spends the next twenty years planning lurid, violent revenge. Then one day he and Joey get drunk and randomly hook up and it's so good Justin decides he has no choice but to renounce his vow. He tells this story at their wedding reception like it's a perfectly normal anecdote and everyone -- except for Joey, who's heard it before -- sits there like O.O.
And a bonus! Who's Your Daddy -- Chris and JC haven't been dating for very long and when one night, mid-coitus, Chris slaps JC's ass and asks, "who's your daddy?" JC unthinkingly blurts out, "I told you! I'm adopted! I don't know!" It really kills the mood.