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[pensnest]

I saw this on turps33's LJ, and thought... oh, why the hell not. So.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Bring it on.

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[pensnest]

*bows in awe* You can really think up the crack, can't you! AJ lays eggs - fantastic!

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

I had a cooking show on tv while coming up with ideas, the fact that they were making an omelette might have something to do with the egg idea. The woman kept talking about allergies (and the normal reaction of them) and then went off on a tangent about free-range birds and egg fertilization. Neither of which is normal for a cooking show and really turned me off on the omelette she was making.