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I was very entertained by a small item in the Daily Telegraph this morning (don't mock, I didn't buy it, I read it at the gym while waiting for Beast to get changed). It explained how Virgin Media is using ferrets to lay cables. Of course it's an April Fool—although to be fair, if there hadn't been a little "Ferrets At Work" sign I probably wouldn't have noticed—but I can't help wishing it were true, because it seems like such a brilliant wheeze. (Oh, and the pick-your-badge-colour-by-political-party BMW spoof ad was on the same page.)

This is another one that I kinda wish happened:

And, of course, one of the great classics. The spaghetti tree.

Plot? What plot?

This is set chronologically a few days after the gorilla Outtake from "Bouquet". Thanks to nopseud and llamabitchyo for the, hmm, preflight check.

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