I cannot think of a title which encompasses these three things adequately

My Beast bought me a Shiny Thing.

It's small, bigger than a golf ball, smaller than a tennis ball, and it (apparently, I haven't tried it yet) will attach to my iPhone and enable me to listen to stories as I paint, without having to have earbuds in my ears. It is an absurd and adorable little device.

Beast is a good Beast.

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Remember The Old Spice Man Kink Meme? There are lots of little gems on there, particularly this one, which features characters I'm unfamiliar with but which is still brilliant.

( Anyway, I wrote one. Well, sort of. Actually Cole Porter wrote most of it. In response to the following prompt: Old Spice Man meets John Barrowman. On a boat. This comment is now a musical. )

Yeah. Well, anyway. How are you?