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It's time for me to go to bed, really, but I had a rehearsal this evening and have been trying to wind down, which as usual means doing a lot of pointless stuff on the internet.

I have decided that the following are My Ten Best Story Titles:

in porco, veritas
Show You The Shape Of My What?
The Christmas Tree Conspiracy
The Educated Pig
Neville Longbottom and the Boke of Fecretf
The Little Dustbuster That Could
The Pussycat and the Porcupine
Sparrowhawk and Beeswax
can’t see the wood for the 42Ds
The Sprinkle Fairy

Don't tell me there's *nothing* on that list that makes you think, hmm, might be interesting...

Which of your own are your Best Story Titles?