Recapitulations in rhyme

[pensnest]

I'm sorry about this.

Truly, I am. But, apparently today is Bad Poetry Day, and I cannot let it pass without some form of tribute to my beloved sparkly boys.


Pixie stix turn JC's lips bright green,
which he blames on the Tooth Fairy Queen.
Then Chris gets it wrong
and rips up JC's song,
with a whole lot of angst in between.

*

JC has a dildo called Mark.
Lance doesn't make noise in the dark.
Chris talks to his cock,
J and Joey both mock,
and as usual there's plenty of snark.

*

The Boys, after losing their jobs,
Very soon become losers and slobs.
To financially ease things
They dance in their G-strings
And end up displaying their knobs.

*

JC's hand was so good at molesting,
He ignored Justin's fervent protesting;
He pleaded for cock
and gave Joey a shock
But was cured once he'd finished digesting.

*

Once JC, that lovable scamp,
Explored Lance's orifice damp.
They did something heinous
To Christopher's anus
And now he's in love with a lamp.


*flees*