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[pensnest]

OH. MY. GOD.

Great news, people. brandywine28 has made a discovery.

The Lava Lamp Story is now on AO3.

In even better news, turns out it is part two of a series.

Oh. My. God. I think we should all go and give this story the kind of love it deserves kudos.


PS This author has written other stories, too. Woe that I must leave the house today.

Comments

[turps]

That's cheating splitting the story up!

I love that you commented there.

LAMP. ON AO3. JUST. WHOA!

I couldn't help myself and am reading their Joshua and James series. I was thrilled to find a turgid dick \o/

[adelate]

It's tagged with property damage. I love everything about today. :'D

[turlough]

O___O

Oh dear...

[bettina]

Hahaha! This is all kinds of awesome. ;D

[pensnest]

Of course you were.

*giggles helplessly*

[pensnest]

Ahahahahaha! Excellent. Not that Lamp is anyone's property, of course.

[pensnest]

No, no, this is a *good* thing... now, more people than ever will be able to enjoy the wonder of lamp love.

[pensnest]

It is indeed!

[nopseud]

The other two stories are a matched pair of first-person Josh'n'James, same story told from both povs, which is so much not my thing that I'm going to have to leave it to braver souls to venture into it. The tags are EPIC, though.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm reading them right now. I had to stop and take a break after my first turgid dick.

As you're not going to read, have a quote.

"OH FUCK!" I yelled out as I felt James' massive meat rip my insides and sink deeper than I had ever been fucked before. His rough pubic hair irritating the red welts the riding crop left on my ass. My balls tightened and I could feel my bloated balls belching out the cum that was contained within

[nopseud]

Oh, my God. I would say that you're making it up, but I've read the Lava Lamp story.

James. {cries} And that sentence no verb.

I have to say, though, that's some amazing alliteration going on there.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I have to say, I didn't think the lava lamp story would ever be matched in terms of disturbing sex scenes, but this is right there with it.

I skimmed some chapters as I wanted to know who would dp with 'James' and for my efforts can't get the image of Justin's hair nut sack out of my head.

This next part made me sit and stare for a long time, and wonder yet again how Joshua didn't die by dick.

"25...26...27...." I heard Chris counting in the background as James continued to thrust full hilt in and out of me. I could feel the huge vein on the side of his dick ripping across my ass ring with each thrust. His dick head rubbing up my prostate as James dragged his dick from my stretched out hole and slamming back into me.

Sweat was running down my body as James continued to pound into me. Thrust after thrust, minute after minute -- James buried his turgid shaft deep within me. He would pull out until only the head was trapped beneath my ring and, then, ram it completely into me again. His sweaty thighs slapping again my flushed cheeks.

"How many Chris?" James asked as he ripped his throbbing meat from me. It felt as though my insides were being sucked out of my ass. An empty void remained.

I'll stop now D:

[nopseud]

for my efforts can't get the image of Justin's hair nut sack out of my head.

Somehow, Justin's hairy neck-beard makes that really easy to visualise.

Did I say 'somehow'? I meant 'unfortunately'.

This next part made me sit and stare for a long time, and wonder yet again how Joshua didn't die by dick.

I know you'll be astonished to hear it, but the writer also posts on Nifty.org.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I could feel the huge vein on the side of his dick ripping across my ass ring with each thrust.

That's some vein, right there. o_O

Nothing should ever be 'ripped' when it comes to sex, OMG. Particularly throbbing meat. YIKES.

This seems scarier than the original story! (Maybe it's the first person POV? I dunno.)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Somehow, Justin's hairy neck-beard makes that really easy to visualise.

Did I say 'somehow'? I meant 'unfortunately'.

*snortlaughs*

And--I'd forgotten, but we did find stuff by this author on Nifty, didn't we? Wow. Nifty.org, the x-rated version of FF.net...

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha. Today is going to kill me off, forget death by dick it'll be death by laughter.

Oh well, I'm sure Lynn will help Justin groom his hairy nut sack.

I know you'll be astonished to hear it, but the writer also posts on Nifty.org.

I am gobsmacked! I bet it's a huge hit in that place.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I had to stop and take a break after my first turgid dick.

I think they make medication for that...

Also? That's some incredible pubic hair, right there. Holy cow. (I hate hate HATE the sentence structure used in that pubic hair bit right there. I have always hated that particular structure, because it feels so awkward. Ugh.)

Bloated balls belching out cum, huh? Oh, yeah. Good times!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, TERRI, FOR SHARING THIS WITH US. O_O

[nopseud]

Oh well, I'm sure Lynn will help Justin groom his hairy nut sack.

Now I'm imagining the bit in The Reel Nsync where they pretend to be monkeys and groom one another.

Also, how hairy are we talking, here? Like, regular 'I'm not in porn as a career and so I don't wax my nuts' hairy, or...magnificent-silky-flowing-nut-beard-down-to-his-knees hairy?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's 12 chapters long in the pov of Lance and JC, each one dealing with a new kink. Kinks that normally I'd enjoy reading, but somehow all the turgid meats, ripping and stretched holes are putting me off.

The Joshua and James thing keeps getting me too. Maybe this is the sexual alter ego of that guy who used to write Joshua and James stories back in the day *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining the bit in The Reel Nsync where they pretend to be monkeys and groom one another.

Also Justin picking at Chris' head in that interview where they're sitting on the steps. They've obviously got experience in grooming each other.

or...magnificent-silky-flowing-nut-beard-down-to-his-knees hairy?

This one. On special occasions he can get pubic hair cornrows.

[nopseud]

There are two that I found by googling his e-mail address, one being an Nsync self-insert, and the other with some group called 'No Authority', whoever the heck they are.

There could be more, but google didn't pull them up, and I don't think my dedication to the cause extends to checking all the boyband stories on Nifty :-)

[nopseud]

Cornrows would be a very good idea. They'd help stop the mice nesting in there.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I'm so conflicted. Should I take a bow or offer everyone my deepest apologies for bringing this atrocity to light?

(Also--should I bug the author for a threequel? Cause a tiny part of me--the crazy, feral, id-like part I usually keep chained up in my mind basement--really sorta kinda wants to. :) )

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Don't get me started on the 'James' and 'Joshua' thing. LOATHE.

Also, somewhere around chapter 2 of the 'James version'--which is about as far as I got before I started fantasizing about setting my laptop on fire--they began referring to each other as "love"/"my love" and. No. Big buckets of no. Somehow that upsets me way, way more than any turgid dick ever could. (Jury's still out as to why.)

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Wait. Lemme get this straight--you're saying the author is MALE? O_O

Huh. I'm not sure WHY that should be so hard to accept, exactly; it's not like a dick the width of someone's forearm is any less upsetting coming from a female writer. But still. I guess somewhere in the back of my mind I always imagined a 'trained monkey with a typewriter'-style scenario.

EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER KNOWN IS A LIE.

[nopseud]

Heh. See, I always assumed they probably were male. Copiously gushing bodily fluids and stupidly huge cocks is, like, the hallmark of bad male porn writers.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I bow to your expertise. :)

I just skimmed that Nsync self-insert and, as far as I can tell, the protagonist is totally genderless. No pronouns, no mention of genitalia, nada. The plot thickens?

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

Good glory I miss you people. You have just saved a rather fabulously lousy day. With the help of Justin's cornrowed nutsac, of course.

[nopseud]

Hmm...well, if it helps, there's a raging hard-on belonging to the protagonist doing some leaking and unloading in the other story. I use 'helps' in the very loosest sense, of course. Mostly the sense of, "Oh my God, run away! Run far away!"

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

OH MAN. I STILL TALK ABOUT THAT STORY. I still talk about it and people's jaws drop and everyone laughs for DAYS and now I can POINT them right to it! ...\o/ and /o\ forever.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Oh it helps alright. In the sense that that information is the thing that has cemented my decision to purchase an enormous slingshot so I can shoot myself directly into the sun. :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

The Joshua and James thing makes me shudder.

Somehow that upsets me way, way more than any turgid dick ever could. (Jury's still out as to why.)

Horrible sex scenes, purple prose and a total lack of recognisable characterisation. These stories have them all.

Though one positive about Joshua and James. We can pretend they're some poor OCs and nothing to do with JC and Lance.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

♥

You need to come back to CS and have a week of such talk. I'm sure someone could create a cornrowed nutsack as a bribe.

[pensnest]

I *think* you should take a bow, but I can see the problem. However, there's more conversation on this post of mine than I've seen in a long time, so I'm inclined to the positive.

I left a comment to The story - the response made me giggle. However, I think we should be told What Happened After Joey And Justin Arrived, I really do. If nothing else, Camp Sparkle could do with something new for our late-night reading session.

[pensnest]

I wonder how the author would feel if he/she knew that the Lava Lamp story had spawned a sub-genre of Lava Lamp fic? Baffled, possibly...

It's... iconic. Or something like that.

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

Hi - I was on vacation and am just coming into this discussion, although the ONE email I was able to access on the crappy internet connection was from brandywine28 letting me know this was on AO3. I read a few paragraphs of the story and was too busy vomiting inside my brain to read much more.

Here's my question - is this a SERIOUS story, like the one this guy MEANT to write, or is it crack!fic?

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Oh, Would that I could read these things as original fic. Would that I could. :(

But see, just the fact you said that tells me you must've skipped past chapter 9 of the 'Joshua version' (you lucky girl, you); it's basically--and inexplicably--a photo gallery, complete with commentary. Horrifying, soul-shriveling commentary. And ferret-based sex metaphors.

I...I used to really like that Rolling Stone photoshoot. Dammit.

[pensnest]

Now, see, what you need at this point is to read The Lava Lamp Story In Pictures, which is a real thing that exists and was posted by turps33 upon receipt of a miniature lava lamp.

Wait a sec, I'll see... yes, it is here.

[pensnest]

Nobody really knows.

You... could ask the author, who responded to my comment (and made me giggle thereby). But, nah, I think perhaps we should keep the mystery.

Either way, it makes for great late-night, post-alcohol reading. We enjoyed the ultimate version three Camps ago, with roles being mimed by happy campers and a vodka bottle.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

D:

I had managed to skip that chapter, but with the mention of ferret-based sex metaphors I had to go check out what I'd missed.

Oh how I wish I hadn't!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I think the best/worst part may be that 'Joshua' somehow thinks 'James' has never seen these photos before. Not even the VERY, VERY FAMOUS AND OFT-USED PUBLICITY STILLS. o_O

...I can't believe I'm applying logic to this. *facepalm*

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

That. Is. BRILLIANT!

Never, ever have I been so happy not to own those Nsync marionettes. :)

The shot of marionette!Lance tenderly caressing marionette!JC's face--oh god! *collapses from the awful*

[ninjetti75.livejournal.com]

*dies cackling*

The threequel of Joey & Justin joining (ahahahahha, alliteration...) does bear significant possibilities for Camp, doesn't it?

;D

[pensnest]

Perhaps we should all comment to the story asking where the third chapter is... (and thereby give ourselves the chance to THOROUGHLY TRAUMATISE the Campers who have not noticed this thread!)

[ninjetti75.livejournal.com]

Olord. . .dare we?

(wait, did I actually ask that question???)

Curious

[orlibloomgurl2.livejournal.com]

The stories by this author I have read before (not the lava lamp) but the others, about 10 years ago on a website called nifty.org. But the Joshua and the James were switched on that website. So I was wondering if it was the same person. Since these stories are nearly ten years old and the switch had me concerned as well.