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I'm posting this because dammit, I'm fighting terrible hard with a story that just won't be written, deadline notwithstanding. But, truth to tell, I've been wondering, in my many idle moments... so your input would be much appreciated.

It's not a universally accepted truth (well, what the heck *is*, in fanon?) but there seems to be a strong trend within the popslash I read to the effect that, well, that... that Lance was extra-blessed by the Endowment Fairy. (Mental note to self: write fic in which Lance has an Every Flavour Bean instead.)

Okay, sometimes the size credit goes to JC instead, and I've read an occasional Joey's-big or (once, anyway) Chris-coulda-been-a-porn-star. Never a Justin, which I take it is a nod to Cosmic Justice. But - well, why? Where did the Lance-has-a-big-dick semi-fanon come from? Is there (I blush to think of this, because I am pure and good) canon? Who (does anybody know?) started the fanon theme?

Also, why Lance? Is it one of those things that simply became semi-fanon and lots of people go with it? Or is there something about Lance that makes it, at times, necessary to give him a big dick? If so, what? And why does it seldom apply to any of the others? And (it just occurs to me to inquire) is it the same thing that endows JC? Because I suspect that it isn't...

Okay.

Story. Right.
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