A modern fairy tale, in pictures
Jan. 20th, 2006 10:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pensnestYes. Well. Koff. I think I mentioned to a couple of people that I had a Cramp dream. It was, of course, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stellamira's fault, for posting this tragic Cramp story, which left me distraught. My subconscious obviously was not willing to leave things as they were, and presented me with a version that ends happily.
It's possible I am completely nuts. However, I dare say I am not alone. Herewith, A Sparkly Fairy Tale, in pictures. Beverages at your own risk. Oh, there are 18 pictures under the cut. You have been warned.
Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Chris...
who loved his Lamp.
They went everywhere together
and every night, Lamp was there when Chris needed him.
But one day, along came another boy
and suddenly, Chris found that Lamp was no longer quite so important to him.
This made Lamp very sad.
Chris began to spend his nights elsewhere, leaving Lamp all alone, miserable and forlorn.
So miserable, that Lamp began to contemplate ending it all.
Until one night...
...*!*...
And they all lived
happily ever after
THE END
stellamira's fault, for posting this tragic Cramp story, which left me distraught. My subconscious obviously was not willing to leave things as they were, and presented me with a version that ends happily.It's possible I am completely nuts. However, I dare say I am not alone. Herewith, A Sparkly Fairy Tale, in pictures. Beverages at your own risk. Oh, there are 18 pictures under the cut. You have been warned.
Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Chris...
who loved his Lamp.
They went everywhere together
and every night, Lamp was there when Chris needed him.
But one day, along came another boy
and suddenly, Chris found that Lamp was no longer quite so important to him.
This made Lamp very sad.
Chris began to spend his nights elsewhere, leaving Lamp all alone, miserable and forlorn.
So miserable, that Lamp began to contemplate ending it all.
Until one night...
...*!*...
And they all lived
happily ever after
THE END
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Date: 2006-01-20 01:22 pm (UTC)*wipes tear*
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Date: 2006-01-20 01:51 pm (UTC)My stomach hurts from laughing. That was just priceless! (And god, someone make sure Terri sees this! ;)
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Date: 2006-01-20 08:35 pm (UTC)I suspect the same applies to me...
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Date: 2006-01-21 02:35 pm (UTC)Hmmm. Well, alright. Just make sure you don't overdo it, you write such great Lances!
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Date: 2006-01-22 08:11 pm (UTC)If it wasn't for our other halves I'd marry you right now! This is just wonderful. I haven't been able to stop laughing since I clicked the link.
You rock!
Long live the Cramp!
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Date: 2006-01-22 09:04 pm (UTC)And yay, long live Cramp!