try to explain to the world
Apr. 29th, 2026 08:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pensnestI spent the weekend at Nottingham University, doing Harmony College with my fellow female barbershoppers. It was good. It was informative, interesting, and fun. And I won't bore you all with the details unless anyone is fascinated to find out more. Barbershoppers are really good at sharing knowledge and educating one another.
Alas that I now have clusters of red bumps on my person, where tiny, unseen creatures have feasted on my flesh.
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I read a probably unhealthy amount of 'other people's problems', and I have concluded that if one could only be brief in reply, these are four answers that would cover perhaps 90% of the problems:
1. Get over yourself.
2. Run away. Terribly fast.
3. A small water pistol.
4. Have you considered a paid assassin?
Alas that I now have clusters of red bumps on my person, where tiny, unseen creatures have feasted on my flesh.
*
I read a probably unhealthy amount of 'other people's problems', and I have concluded that if one could only be brief in reply, these are four answers that would cover perhaps 90% of the problems:
1. Get over yourself.
2. Run away. Terribly fast.
3. A small water pistol.
4. Have you considered a paid assassin?