pensnest: Lance eyes the camera: And where would you like me to put it? (Lava Lamps Rule)
I threatened promised to do this, and nobody dissuaded me. But we can dispense with the babies. I'm not that hungry.

Warnings: non-con, elephantiasis, feats of unnatural strength, unorthodox use of a lava lamp

O Lance! Where did you put the lava lamp?

The slowly opened hotel door revealed
A pair of sleepers twined upon the couch
Another lying face down on the floor
and television static on the screen.

Methinks this was a million years ago,
when telly ceased at twelve or thereabouts
and VCRs were real.

Anon my tale.
Read more... )

I think I got all the best bits in. *flees*

ETA: The gushing fount of my inspiration, now on AO3. And, for those who have not been exposed to its glory, The Lava Lamp Story In Pictures is worth half an hour of your time—five minutes to read, twenty-five to recover.
pensnest: Lance eyes the camera: And where would you like me to put it? (Lava Lamps Rule)
I'm contemplating rewriting the Lava Lamp Story in blank verse.

Last night I dreamed of Camp, and that we were writing a very meta Add Five Words story in which we, the Campers, were featured with scrambled names (I was Pestenns). There was also a strange chase around parked cars in the dark, something about writer and illustrator… I don't know.

From that, I somehow derived the idea of producing the Lava Lamp story in verse. And, well. Hmm.

Therefore, I poll.

Poll #15147 A poll on the vexed question of the Lava Lamp story
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11


Should I rewrite the Lava Lamp story in some kind of verse form??

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YES YES YES DO IT DO IT I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!
8 (72.7%)

No
0 (0.0%)

Nooooooooooooooo!!!arghglarbleglarble*splat*
0 (0.0%)

No… but I'd read it.
3 (27.3%)

other
0 (0.0%)

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