omg wtf etc

[pensnest]

I've been noticing odd little asides about people and horses for a couple of days. And now, I know why.

Lucky me.

Comments

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And noooooooooooooooooo.

[duoshinigami.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused...

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

Me, too!

[pensnest]

You may have missed mickeym's helpful link, so here it is. It's, um, probably not work-safe.

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of clearing up confusion...

And no need for thanks. No, really *g*

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

It's even worse than lamps.

Um, not that there's anything wrong with Lamp.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Lamp is VERY sad that you even implied anything was wrong with it!

Also? I love your icon *g*

[pensnest]

Now, if someone had written a STORY in which, let us say, JC was married to an equine companion, that'd be different. (Hee - there would be cries of protest if the horse were *female*.)

I was trying to decide if a horse was, objectively, worse than a lava lamp, and really couldn't, mostly because I thought I might give myself a hernia laughing.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

One thing I've learned in all my years is that people will do ANYTHING.

[rikes]

Um, have you read the story where Justin is a horse by night and a boy by day? And then there's a shipwreck and JC comes to the island here's on? And then they have sex? (Not while Justin's a horse, though. Sorry to disappoint!)

I'll see if I can find the link for you.

[rikes]

Found it!

http://www.gizywizard.com/fiction/island.html

[pensnest]

Aww! I think I had a thing about palomino ponies when I was a teenager. Nice horsie!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Your journal's so pretty!

Yeah, I read that about the horse a few days ago. Lamp is so much better.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It really scares me, in a kind of disconnected way, that NOTHING about that whole horse thing shocked me or broke my brain or anything else. Well, the part where he's 'married' to the horse, but that's really only good for a "huh??" moment. *g*

Teh intarwebs have jaded me :P

[pensnest]

Lance + seaside = pretty!yay!

Lamp is, as we know, Not Monogamous. This makes for a more interesting existence.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Aren't you happy that now you're all In The Know? *g*

Love the updated journal! Love the au natural Lance, when he hasn't been waxed to within an inch of his life, too.

[pensnest]

Aren't you happy that now you're all In The Know? *g*

Well, for certain values of 'happy'... I did, it is true, laugh and laugh.

Yep, I love that picture, so couldn't resist an update.

[cardalia.livejournal.com]

It broke my brain the first time I read it. *shudders* The things people do... we're quite sane by comparison.

In case I haven't said it, the new layout is beautiful!

[pensnest]

I know what you mean. Just - ???*?? ? What kind of wetware concludes that a horse = a loving, monogamous wife?

And, thanks!

[cardalia.livejournal.com]

Omg, I just went back to witness the crazy again. *g* At first, this sentence: This is not a problem with my wife as she is not poly and does not mind that I am. She has no interest in anyone else but me. had me thinking, is he selfish or just delusional? But then you hit the wife = horse revelation and start backing away slowly in order not to attract any attention.

(I can't help but to imagine a story where Chris/JC/a sparkly boy of your choice starts talking about Lamp as his Boyfriend. "He's so warm and loving. And really hung." Okay. I'm done now. *g*)

[pensnest]

so warm and loving. And really hung

Ahahaha! ahaha! hee!

Embrace the LampLove.