size matters

[pensnest]

So I was just reading this post in riters_r_us, and consulted my Beast. Eight inches? He reckons his hand span (yes, minds out of the gutter, just for a sec) is about nine, so I got a fair idea of the size.

So, yes. A fic in which a penis has a, wait for it, diameter of eight inches...

"That's bigger than a lava lamp, dear," said Beast.

Awww.
Happy Valentine's Day.

Comments

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

...that's bigger than the book I'm currently reading.

Ohhhhh my brain.

[pensnest]

Yes... I don't know whether to hope the writer meant centimetres or circumference!

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

Oh. The. Oh my Lord! People are astonishing.

Beast is a keeper.

[pensnest]

The most scary possibility is that perhaps the writer wrote what he/she meant to write!

Beast is mostly uncorrupted by my obsessions, but some things just spill over... and yes, definitely a keeper.

[sola-fiamma.livejournal.com]

Now that guy's definitely going to fill out a pair of jeans nicely. Or, you know, maybe not nicely exactly. That's, um. A whole lot of package.

[pensnest]

Walk like John Wayne... hehe.

[blueboxers.livejournal.com]

Hi, I saw your request on fic_requests and was inspire, but it didn't fill your request. Sorry, but here is the fic you inspired. I thought you might want to read it.

http://blueboxers.livejournal.com/32128.html

I didn't reply to your request because the fic didn't fill it. But I wanted you to read what I wrote.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Well, so, that makes sense. No, really. Because Lance and JC were using the lava lamp to get Chris 'ready' for Lance, remember?

*ducks and runs away*

*snortlaughs*

[pensnest]

omg there are *two* minds at large in the world composing such fics...

*sniggers evilly*