Challenge stories up

I posted my entries for deliberatehips' All About the Wordplay challenge.

Phone Calls is short and light and gen, and
What You See May Not Be What You Get is long (by my standards, anyway) and full of woe and explicit threesome sex. Dear me.

Anyway. There you go.

White Van Rage and an edit

A curse on all batrachian males in white vans. Yes, I am prepared to extrapolate from a sample of one to the entire species. Hah! Why, when you could see that over the bridge there was NOWHERE FOR YOU TO GO did you insist on taking advantage of the green light, and then sitting in the middle of the bridge so that I could not get across when the light was in my favour? Bloody peasant. I blame the car drivers, too, for the previous THREE times in a row, but it is possible they actually could not see that the road was blocked on my side of the bridge. You, in your high seat, could.

A pox on you for an inconsiderate pig. I hope you get boils.

Anyway. Ahem. In other news, I edited my challenge story, as posted this morning, yes, already... (small sigh).