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I want a Black Sails advice column! i have no idea what would be in it, others would have to write it, but oh, I want to read it.

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I was reading Ask A Manager, and in particular the post entitled 'the hostage videos, the barfing owl, and other holiday gift debacles'. I came upon a reference to "a holiday themed butt plug". I am now imagining something shaped like a tiered Christmas tree, and clenching.