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[pensnest]

I want a Black Sails advice column! i have no idea what would be in it, others would have to write it, but oh, I want to read it.

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I was reading Ask A Manager, and in particular the post entitled 'the hostage videos, the barfing owl, and other holiday gift debacles'. I came upon a reference to "a holiday themed butt plug". I am now imagining something shaped like a tiered Christmas tree, and clenching.

Comments

[corvidology]

Hmmm... Christmas Cracker?

I like the Christmas tree idea more though. :D

[dine]

the Christmas tree seems likely, though my brain immediately went to a turkey drumstick (probably not life-size) for some demented reason

[brandywine28]

The only shape I can think of that isn't actively horrifying is...a candy cane? Am I overlooking something?

[turps]

The fact your comments are all suggestions about the shape of holiday-themed butt plugs is cracking me up.

Hmmm, my suggestion is a festively coloured lava lamp a Santa hat complete with bulbous pom pom.

[ephemera]

One of the hipster yummy-mummy cafes across the Olympic Park has wrapped three-foot Christmas trees with bases in foil wrapping paper as bar-top decorations. I am fairly sure that the staff know that they're decorating with giant festive butt-plugs, but I'm not at all sure that the customers do..

[zhelana]

thank you very much for the books, which arrived today. I really appreciate them :)

[chalcopyrite]

Insertable elf?