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[pensnest]

I was woken up before seven this morning by the world's biggest bumble bee, which had got into our bedroom and was making a noise like a lawn strimmer in its futile attempts to escape. For some reason my dreaming mind interpreted the bee as one of the leading characters (the shorter one) in an alternative J2 epic I was engaged in writing. I think the other was probably a wailing child. Ah, tragic, doomed love.

Gah.

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[chalcopyrite]

I seem to recall hearing about how bees have superior sense of direction, and yet, recent interactions leave me doubtful.

Bumblebee J2 AU. That's brilliant, in the "I have no idea how you'd write it" way.

[pensnest]

I think this mega-bee knew which way was *out*, just couldn't figure out how to get there. Made an *incredible* noise.

I suppose one would have to be a big fat hairy bee and the other a very tall flower? Maybe not, then.

[chalcopyrite]

::thinkyface:: If one of them was a flower, would it still be mpreg?

I'm imagining a mega-bee as fuzzy and stripy and about the size of a toaster. Just thought I'd share that.

[pensnest]

To be strictly fair, megabee was about the size of half my thumb, which does sound a little less impressive. But I'm sure a flower can be a boy. Just look at tulips. Of which you have many pictures!

[turps]

That would have freaked me out, big style.

[pensnest]

Stupid bee. It was between the curtains and the window, and kept bumping into the window and falling down *eyerolls*, but what a racket! I resent being woken up early, by *bees*.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

The shorter one, haha.

I'm terribly afraid of wasps, and I used to dream all the time that one was buzzing around my head, and I'd wake up with my head under the pillow.

[pensnest]

Too much reading about recent events, methinks. Mind you, I don't usually manage to incorporate things into my dreams quite so absurdly.

How horrid to dream of wasps.