The Predicktor

[pensnest]

To determine a man’s penis size, the Predicktor asks for his height, buttock size, age, shoe size, finger length and sexual orientation, then you shake the phone up and down to get the results.

Oh, this is the awesomest. An app to predict the size of a man's erect penis. I'm desolated that it is only available for Android.

Comments

[rikes]

Predicktor.. Heh. So easily amused! And I do have an Android phone. Hmmmm....

[pensnest]

Unfortunately you seem to have to measure an awful lot of the rest of the chap before you can made any deductions, and I think he'd notice. Or, really, while you have that tape measure handy...

But it gives me an excuse to use my Best Icon Ever.

[carolyn_claire]

I was going to say, if I already know all that about a guy, I probably know how big his cock is, already. (Unless I'm just costuming him, in which case it's something I srsly don't need or want to know.)

[pensnest]

*giggles* I just checked back to see what you need to measure (buttock size? how is that measured, exactly? by the handful?), and I see a little nugget for the slash fans: gay men have bigger Bits than straight men.

It would certainly be disturbing to need to measure that particular part if you were costuming a guy.