The Predicktor

[pensnest]

To determine a man’s penis size, the Predicktor asks for his height, buttock size, age, shoe size, finger length and sexual orientation, then you shake the phone up and down to get the results.

Oh, this is the awesomest. An app to predict the size of a man's erect penis. I'm desolated that it is only available for Android.

Comments

[rikes]

Predicktor.. Heh. So easily amused! And I do have an Android phone. Hmmmm....

[pensnest]

Unfortunately you seem to have to measure an awful lot of the rest of the chap before you can made any deductions, and I think he'd notice. Or, really, while you have that tape measure handy...

But it gives me an excuse to use my Best Icon Ever.

[carolyn_claire]

I was going to say, if I already know all that about a guy, I probably know how big his cock is, already. (Unless I'm just costuming him, in which case it's something I srsly don't need or want to know.)

[pensnest]

*giggles* I just checked back to see what you need to measure (buttock size? how is that measured, exactly? by the handful?), and I see a little nugget for the slash fans: gay men have bigger Bits than straight men.

It would certainly be disturbing to need to measure that particular part if you were costuming a guy.

[frausorge]

(unrelatedly) (although, lol) - Pen, have you seen this?

[pensnest]

Oh, oh, oh, I am *enraptured*, most particularly by Lance's single, crystalline* tear. That is fabulous.


* probably not, but it seems to go into the phrase without prompting

[frausorge]

The tear was so absolutely the best part!!

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Should we start a countdown until someone has a chart of penis size prediction for all guys in all fandoms?

[pensnest]

Heh! It'll happen...

[morgana-st.livejournal.com]

Well, it doesn't predict penis size, but have you seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyE2rCW71o&feature=player_embedded

Edit: Dammit, LJ for some reason won't embed the video properly. This should open with a window of a doctor that leads to hunky male chests examining themselves for breast cancer -- it's an app you can get to remind you to check yourself regularly, with your choice of hot guy.

[pensnest]

That's very clever, and probably pretty effective, I should think!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Buttock size??? And how exactly is that measured? *giggles madly*

[pensnest]

Handfuls! (One hopes)