The Predicktor

[pensnest]

To determine a man’s penis size, the Predicktor asks for his height, buttock size, age, shoe size, finger length and sexual orientation, then you shake the phone up and down to get the results.

Oh, this is the awesomest. An app to predict the size of a man's erect penis. I'm desolated that it is only available for Android.

Comments

[pensnest]

Oh, oh, oh, I am *enraptured*, most particularly by Lance's single, crystalline* tear. That is fabulous.


* probably not, but it seems to go into the phrase without prompting

[frausorge]

The tear was so absolutely the best part!!