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[pensnest]

My Beast and I have a bargain, that he hoovers and I iron. I don't really mind ironing, a chore I can do while watching telly or listening to a book or a podfic, but I have never cared for vacuuming.

So last Friday, he got out the vacuum and set to work. I naturally felt somewhat guilty about sitting at my computer, so I got on and did the ironing.

When I asked him, later, why he'd felt it necessary to hoover, he said, Because the ironing needed doing.

Hmm.