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[pensnest]

My little cats are snuggled together on the sofa, looking incredibly cute.

Hah.

Last night, we found a small, eviscerated corpse on the carpet outside the downstairs bathroom.

Hah, I say.

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[chalcopyrite]

It's the magic of cats: they can be adorability on eighteen fluffy toe-beans, *and simultaneously* deadly little murderbeasts.

And they get us to bring them food like they'll starve if neglected. Mm-hmm.

[pensnest]

Sable does a good line in flopping to the floor, weak from hunger, the instant she gets into the kitchen. But they had tuna water today, so it was Worth Doing.

[chalcopyrite]

Tuna water is worth any amount of theatrics.