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[pensnest]

My little cats are snuggled together on the sofa, looking incredibly cute.

Hah.

Last night, we found a small, eviscerated corpse on the carpet outside the downstairs bathroom.

Hah, I say.

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[brandywine28]

It's always the cute ones you need to watch out for.

[pensnest]

They are snuggled back on the sofa again. They give really excellent cute.

[gwenhwyfar1984]

That was a gift for you!

[pensnest]

It was! All prepped, and everything!

*ew*

[chalcopyrite]

It's the magic of cats: they can be adorability on eighteen fluffy toe-beans, *and simultaneously* deadly little murderbeasts.

And they get us to bring them food like they'll starve if neglected. Mm-hmm.

[pensnest]

Sable does a good line in flopping to the floor, weak from hunger, the instant she gets into the kitchen. But they had tuna water today, so it was Worth Doing.

[chalcopyrite]

Tuna water is worth any amount of theatrics.

[turlough]

Such clever kitties you have - they have figured out humans don't want to play with their food :-)

[pensnest]

Yep - got it all ready for us, and even thoughtfully took off the head.

*sigh*

[turps]

Cats. So thoughtful.

So murderous.

[frausorge]

Sounds like a very effective cover!