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Dec. 25th, 2023 11:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pensnestI have a Cold. Am bunged up, snuffling, croaky, and lethargic.
So I have not gone to my Bun's house for Christmas Dinner along with the menfolk. Rather than sharing my miserable germs I am staying at home. I plan to eat chocolates (thank you,nopseud, for the timely supply) and read fanfic. And probably also watch Die Hard, because I can. I'm not particularly miserable about it, though it is a shame to miss out on the Opening Presents Ceremony, and what I have no doubt will be an excellent dinner. Beast will bring me back a plate of tasty goodness for my supper.
So, for anyone else who is alone and wandering through DreamWidth, here is a brief reminder of some Christmas stories of mine. Enjoy, if it seems like your thing!
A Hogwarts Christmas is popslash, set you can tell where. Lance's parents are on the Grand Tour this year so he is spending Christmas at Hogwarts. And there are, inevitably, shenanigans—which work out quite happily for all concerned.
Rating: Mostly Wholesome
The Christmas Tree Conspiracy This one is on the list mostly because of the title, but it does conclude at Christmas, so it's still fair! It starts well, I feel, with one of my best-ever opening paragraphs:
Perez Hilton was dead. He had been shot between the eyes by a hired assassin. He had been slowly and carefully eviscerated like a laboratory rat. He had been sliced and diced in a meat factory, smashed by a thirty-ton truck, starved to death in a basement, drowned in a jacuzzi, and burned at the stake. He had been eaten by wolves. He was, one way or another, very, very dead.
Is that not a promising opening paragraph? Anyway. There is a chap called Jesse in it, and his surname is Tannenbaum, which is probably the only thing that non-popslashers need to know.
Rating: Quite Naughty!
Jamie
There is a little dog who wants to adopt Lance, but fate seems to have other ideas.
Rating: Entirely Wholesome. And really, what could be better for Christmas than a story about pet adoption?
Feast
or, What every gay Jewish boy wants for Christmas
"You want to get me a threesome for Christmas? That is so thoughtful."
This is, essentially, m/m/m porn with a little bit of story to set it up, and intervals of delicious food. \o/ Features Lance Bass, Adam Lambert, and Brad Bell.
Rating: Really Very Naughty Indeed, But Nice
Have a Merry Christmas.
So I have not gone to my Bun's house for Christmas Dinner along with the menfolk. Rather than sharing my miserable germs I am staying at home. I plan to eat chocolates (thank you,
nopseud, for the timely supply) and read fanfic. And probably also watch Die Hard, because I can. I'm not particularly miserable about it, though it is a shame to miss out on the Opening Presents Ceremony, and what I have no doubt will be an excellent dinner. Beast will bring me back a plate of tasty goodness for my supper.So, for anyone else who is alone and wandering through DreamWidth, here is a brief reminder of some Christmas stories of mine. Enjoy, if it seems like your thing!
A Hogwarts Christmas is popslash, set you can tell where. Lance's parents are on the Grand Tour this year so he is spending Christmas at Hogwarts. And there are, inevitably, shenanigans—which work out quite happily for all concerned.
Rating: Mostly Wholesome
The Christmas Tree Conspiracy This one is on the list mostly because of the title, but it does conclude at Christmas, so it's still fair! It starts well, I feel, with one of my best-ever opening paragraphs:
Perez Hilton was dead. He had been shot between the eyes by a hired assassin. He had been slowly and carefully eviscerated like a laboratory rat. He had been sliced and diced in a meat factory, smashed by a thirty-ton truck, starved to death in a basement, drowned in a jacuzzi, and burned at the stake. He had been eaten by wolves. He was, one way or another, very, very dead.
Is that not a promising opening paragraph? Anyway. There is a chap called Jesse in it, and his surname is Tannenbaum, which is probably the only thing that non-popslashers need to know.
Rating: Quite Naughty!
Jamie
There is a little dog who wants to adopt Lance, but fate seems to have other ideas.
Rating: Entirely Wholesome. And really, what could be better for Christmas than a story about pet adoption?
Feast
or, What every gay Jewish boy wants for Christmas
"You want to get me a threesome for Christmas? That is so thoughtful."
This is, essentially, m/m/m porn with a little bit of story to set it up, and intervals of delicious food. \o/ Features Lance Bass, Adam Lambert, and Brad Bell.
Rating: Really Very Naughty Indeed, But Nice
Have a Merry Christmas.
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Date: 2023-12-25 09:17 pm (UTC)a threesome for Christmas!
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Date: 2023-12-26 08:19 pm (UTC)A Hogwarts Christmas is so much fun! I think of it every time I see a dog of one of the breeds the boys are turned into. Fatone dogs and JC setters and silly Timberlake poodles and wiry Chris terriers, and of course grumpy Eminems :-)
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Date: 2023-12-26 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-12-26 08:26 pm (UTC)I'm glad you still think of the dogs!
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Date: 2023-12-27 06:16 pm (UTC)I'm sorry your Christmas plans were spoiled by a cold.
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Date: 2023-12-27 08:39 pm (UTC)