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[pensnest]

Lance, Lance.

Not a Christmas album full of cheesy songs*, please** - I want a Christmas Presents album.

What songs should such an album contain?


*Even if I can very nearly hear you in my head, singing 'Rocking around the Christmas Tree' and grinning like a loon.

**Or hymns

Comments

[nopseud]

I'm sorry, but I totally want an album of Lance singing cheesy Christmas songs and carols. A double album, in fact, with cheesy songs on one CD and carols on the other.

I want 'Silent Night', and 'Lonely This Chrirtmas', and 'Little Drummer Boy', and 'White Christmas', and 'In The Bleak Midwinter', and 'When A Child Is Born', and 'Santa Baby' (hee!), and 'O Little Town Of Bethlehem', and 'Last Christmas, and 'Let It Snow', and a duet of 'Baby It's Cold Outside' with Britney.

OMG, OMG, no, wait! 'A Fairytale of New York', with Britney! Because that would be the BEST THING IN THE WORLD EVER x1000000!!!



Okay, I think I probably need to back away from the keyboard now.

[pensnest]

Oh, gawd. I couldn't sit still and listen to Brent Spiner singing, and *this*....

Spose I could go dairy-free for a week beforehand.

[nopseud]

Hee!

C'mon, how could you not want to hear Lance singing 'Santa Baby'? I would give a kidney to have that on the album.


Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl boy
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex
And checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

[pensnest]

Harrumph.

Only if he is depicted on the cover in a fur-trimmed outfit that shows his legs.

Actually...

[nopseud]

Never mind the cover, think about the possibilities for videos.

...

Okay, now I really, really want him to do 'Baby It's Cold Outside', because the video would be pure joy. And I think I'm going to change my choice for the duetee from Britney to Pink. It would be like the Robbie Williams/Nicole Kidman video for 'Somethin' Stupid', only even more awesome.

[pensnest]

I have a Tom Jones/? version of 'Baby It's Cold Outside', and yes, yes, Lance should do that!

Ack! You are all mad! *flees*

[nopseud]

I have a Tom Jones/? version of 'Baby It's Cold Outside', and

It's Cerys from Catatonia.

("Bloody freezing, innit?")

yes, yes, Lance should do that!

See! There's nothing wrong with cheese at Christmas. And Lance can bring the quality cheesiness like no one else. He's a one-man cheeseboard of tasty goodness. :-)

[pensnest]

As long as he doesn't provide turkey.

a one-man cheeseboard of tasty goodness
Ahahahaha!

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

White Christmas! And um. All the other ones!

[pensnest]

All my friends are crazy. Ah well.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

I'll Be Home For Christmas, The Christmas Song, White Christmas, Santa Baby, with Brit, for sure, Jingle Bell Rock, Baby Please Come Home, Baby It's Cold Outside, Little Drummer Boy, Do You See What I See, All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause, Silver Bells, and Blue Christmas, for starters.

I would pay an unlimited amount of money for that.

[pensnest]

O-kay... I guess it would be - I suppose it would - it might - er

you broke me *wimpers*

[nopseud]

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause

Ahahahaaaaaa! Oh, yes! There is not enough YES in the world to fully convey how right that idea is.

[pensnest]

What we need is a Game of some sort, a predict-Lance's-song-choices-and-win-an-Edam game.

[carta.livejournal.com]

I'm so out of the pop loop, I have you, and maybe four other people. Is Lance putting out a Christmas album? He's singing BY HIMSELF? I hope so! There's a fic out there, either "The Long Run" or "Free Man in Paris", I forget which, where Lance says that the part of his life where he makes music for a living is over - and I always thought that was the saddest thing I'd read in that fandom, and I've been wondering if it was turning out to be, you know, true.
Also, only Lance could manage to be both incredibly dorky and also pretty hot. (I'm looking at your lj banner, with the nekkidness and the dorky hair. LANCE! I've missed him.)

[pensnest]

He is, apparently, going into the studio quite soon... He is a source of constant joy, that boy. One never knows what he is going to do next. And yay, Lance with the nekkidness and the dorky hair. Mmm.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

I want to hear him sing O Holy Night! And Let It Snow and White Christmas, a swing Christmas album would be fab!

[pensnest]

Apparently I have participated in too many naff 'Carol Concerts' which involve just this kind of song. Oh dear, now I have Lance *singing this stuff in my head*.

I suspect it is *exactly* what he is going to do, too.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

*snickers evilly* You know you're going to love it, it's Laaance ;-)

[pensnest]

Pretty much whatever he does we're all gonna die of enraptured squee/lack of oxygen...

[nopseud]

a swing Christmas album would be fab!

A swing album would be beyond awesome. He needs to talk to Robbie Williams about it. They should duet. (Although that might actually kill me.)