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[pensnest]

All right then, you asked for it, you poor, deluded fools!

Scroll past the... the... those things and click on some of the Top Ten links. It probably doesn't matter which ones.

And Don't Blame Me!

Comments

[nopseud]

I think it's conclusive proof of my overexposure to the internet that my reponse to those can be summed up as, "Oh, hey, cool!"

[pensnest]

Mmm... but did you look at the tampon "ad"?

[exotic-poetry.livejournal.com]

All I can say is...

WTF? I mean, really?

[nopseud]

Hee! That's genius. "All the way up to his knee...but it's okay, I'm still a virgin!"

Real sanitary product ads should be like that. Those stupid, chirpy 'Have A Happy Period - Always!' ads make me want to throw things at the TV.

ETA: I ended up chasing all over the net looking for a review of an actual working version of the sex robot. I couldn't find one, but I did find a link to this sex toy, which is hilarious. I admire their attempt to come up with an innovative way to overcharge for online porn, but I think they need to make their 'how to' videos less alarming. If you had a penis, would you want to stick it in one of those? It looks like you'd never get it back!

[pensnest]

Instead of all those toothy girls in tight white shorts, yes, indeed.

And Ahahahahaha! to the terrifying sex toy thingummy.

[silencegrenade.livejournal.com]

HA! I saw these on Stumble a few weeks ago....maybe that's what brought on the panic attacks. Dammit!

[pensnest]

*haz no words*

[adelate]

I am LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. Oh good lord, people are weird. :D

[pensnest]

Oh, dear me, yes!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It takes a special kind of person to think to replace a unicorn's horn with a penis.

[pensnest]

Hmmm.... I have an unnerving feeling that we know some of those people...