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[pensnest]

Pestilent Bun! She managed to miss her plane home from Austria, so I was sitting at Stansted watching people debouch from Arrivals for ages, before in despair I turned on the mobile, only to receive a text message. I tried to send a reproof, but for reasons I cannot fathom my phone refused to accept a word starting with P, and I ended up conveying only "OK". I am old, and do not do Texting.

I am now tempted to go and eat all her creme eggs.

On the up side, I managed to compose several paragraphs of my April fic, which is good as I have been barren of fic for most of this year so far.

Fans of Pecker will be particularly charmed to read this entry from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, though sadly, I must direct you all to check the date on it. But, still! Oh, I am slowly copy-typing the Add Five Words story, but it is strenuous work and can only be done in small doses, as those of you who have not blocked it from your memories may well imagine.

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[turps33.livejournal.com]

That link nearly killed me, dude, were ducks! Now we know Pecker must have killed people with his 18inch corkscrew dick.


Then all I could imagine was you slowly typing up the five word story and I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

[pensnest]

Augh! It is agony, I tell you, agony!

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

I had no idea that mallards had 18 inch corkscrew dicks. It brings to mind an image of group sex that I'd never thought of before.

[pensnest]

If you read last year's Camp Sparkle-generated story, you will know why this fills me with such glee. It is here, and it has footnotes.

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

oh - bad Bun. (although yay words!)

[pensnest]

Exactly. *sighs*

[bun18.livejournal.com]

You can eat all my chocolate if you like Mum, or I can bring you back some nice Austrian stuff. Any requests?

[pensnest]

*beams* No, no, I must restrain myself. You'd better not bring my any delicious Austrian chocolate, either, because I find it very hard to resist such temptation.

If you come home tomorrow, you will catch the Torchwood finale.

[rikes]

Oh, Pecker, I NEVER KNEW. Until now. :D

[pensnest]

It's probably Just As Well, when you think about it!