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size matters
Feb. 14th, 2007 11:25 pmSo I was just reading this post in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
riters_r_us, and consulted my Beast. Eight inches? He reckons his hand span (yes, minds out of the gutter, just for a sec) is about nine, so I got a fair idea of the size.
So, yes. A fic in which a penis has a, wait for it, diameter of eight inches...
"That's bigger than a lava lamp, dear," said Beast.
Awww.
Happy Valentine's Day.
riters_r_us, and consulted my Beast. Eight inches? He reckons his hand span (yes, minds out of the gutter, just for a sec) is about nine, so I got a fair idea of the size. So, yes. A fic in which a penis has a, wait for it, diameter of eight inches...
"That's bigger than a lava lamp, dear," said Beast.
Awww.
Happy Valentine's Day.